LPA: Clyde

Accessories:
1) his keychain, which holds his waifu Miku and his (poké)balls, inside of which lies truly awesome power
2) a COD/college buddy's thesis project and birthday present to him—a one-of-a-kind YuGiOh wristwatch that folds out to look like a miniature of one of those… deck holder thingys (IDK WHAT THEY'RE CALLED OOPS). it is super fancy and rigged up with displays for temperature, body temp, date/alarm/calendar, heartrate, etc. So yes, a Walmart watch for classy nerds
3) a bottle that ejects hot manmade liquid aka pepper spray
4) his mini-laptop and extremely masculine USB stick

>Name: Clyde Dickinson
>Age: 24
>Birthday: April 2
>Ethnicity: Something European

>Gender: Male
>Height: 5'7

>Code: CD9001
>Department: Technology

>Speciality: Making bad jokes analyzing statistical and visual data (maps, charts, graphs, endless monotonous streams of code…)
>Strengths: being a totally l33t hacker (courtesy of his Minecraft days), beating the shit out of every video game that ever existed
>Weaknesses:
He's got a terrible memory; if it isn't about Pokemon, he won't remember it. He also has no clue how anything in the world works aside from computers—he's pretty sure the sun revolves around the earth, right? And as for social skills. Well. He has none.

>Skills: (Leave blank for starters!)

>Personality: He's good-natured, but also loud, childish and a terrible know-it-all, especially about the things he doesn't know (42% of the facts he makes up are complete and utter nonsense). He also doesn't understand the meaning of "personal space" and is the worst prankster in history.

Though he's usually laid-back, if anyone beats his high score in a video game, there will be hell to pay. Those the only time he ever gets completely serious and focused, forgetting everything around him; he tends to treat work with the same attitude, so he's not a bad employee. Unless the work is really, really boring.

Everything and everyone is a joke to him. All the things. He has a truly terribad sense of humor and makes horrible jokes all day erryday. Half of them are inappropriate and the other half are just plain facepalm-worthy and over 9000 of them are overused meme references. He likes to write in l33tspeak (only 69% ironically) and says "LOL" out loud. In real life. YEAH.

Oftentimes his bad jokes are cover-ups for when things get serious, for when he's upset, or when he's trying to make people feel better because he's even MORE awkward at those things than he is at having a sense of humor and being socially appropriate, if that's even possible. Because he likes to have fun and he likes it when other people have fun even if that is REALLY QUITE IMPOSSIBLE around him. Sigh, what a tragic life. First world problems.

He is also an avid collector of action figures and plushies. When he gets really nervous he starts talking to his Miku plushie that he always carries around with him. She's a really good listener and she's always there for him when he needs her. Really, she is the best waifu anyone could find anywhere, except for the fact that she doesn't greet him naked in an apron.

>Bio: A dumpass guy from your average middle-class Indenvale family. He got straight A's in everything except PE and English (His teacher kept telling him that "swagalicious" was not a real word. He penned it into the dictionary the next day. She told him he needed summer school.) In his free time, he spends far too much time on Youtube and Reddit and even 4chan—but that last one is only occasionally because even HE gets shocked by the people there sometimes. He is, by the way, ranked in the top 100 for Modern Warfare 2 and LoL and he has a Runescape character with close to max on every stat. He knows all the Pokemon and their base stats by heart and can come up with strategically balanced teams in a matter of seconds. He opted to be a computer science major just so he could hack into annoying people's Minecraft accounts and leave them annoying messages in binary code, though he never ended up actually doing it because no one on Minecraft was more annoying than he was.

Prior to Litetower, he worked at a small but rapidly growing startup video game company that specialized in paranormal and horror games. The founder of the company was a devout follower of some sort of paranormal cult, and he went ghost-hunting every other weekend. No one ever took him seriously until he mysteriously quit the company and went to live with his aunt in some faraway rural place due to some sort of stress-related disorder. Even then, no one thought much of it—the work was stressful, after all—but there was a tiny discrepancy in one of the medical files that got Clyde thinking. He tried to investigate both the hospital and their online records, but failed each time, though he did uncover some very strange things about his boss' therapy records that hinted that perhaps he hadn't been as crazy as he'd seemed. Most likely due to that incident—he never did find out—he was offered a job at Litetower not

He accepted the offer because ghosts! Cool! Ghosts are fun! Do ghosts ever get boners, or is that only skeletons? (cue cricket noises) Somewhere deep, deep, deeeeeep inside that titanium alloy noggin of his, though, he understands that the world isn't all fun and games and that in order for people to actually have fun errywhere he needs to do something, and Reddit is not that something. (Although Pokemon was a close second.) But come on, that's not as important as ghost boners. Right? Riiiight?

>Likes: Fun! F is for friends wh— video games, memes, bad jokes, Homestuck MLP and Hetalia (yes he's that person), all of the animes desu!!!! junk food, esp. desserts; etc.

>Dislikes: opinions that are not his, when people tell him he's wrong, scary movies and shit (video games are ok because he has tunnel vision while playing but he'll still get scared afterwards), "the terrible stuff that passes for humor in the world!"

>Additional Info:
Well I may have… TMI'd on everything else already oops //ollies off earth now
Never try to call or text him because he always leaves his phone on a desk somewhere. He also often forgets to wear actual shoes and just goes around in his bunny slippers. He sometimes forgets to wear actual clothes too and just goes around in his pajamas on the streets but let's not go into that.
His favorite pony is Rainbow Dash because she is just SO SPUNKY. He's secretly scared of Slenderman, but that's a secret! Secretively. In fact he makes a habit of checking his closet and under his bed nightly to make sure there are no slendys there. It's that horrendously pristine suit that gets to him.
He used to be a terrible weeaboo but he grew out of it… at age 20. Now he knows that weeabooing is SO NOT COOL so he just uses all the desus ironically instead. So. Ironically.
He has his own terribad Gary Stu Super Saiyan OC that he tries to cosplay… but it doesn't fit him AT ALL because what are muscles
Pets: His sweater kittens A FAERIE HISSI ON NEOPETS THAT HE FEEDS EVERY DAY. IT IS LIKE HIS BABY. HIS OWNLY CHILD. HIS PRECIOUS. HE GIVES IT ALL THE TOYS AND ALL THE COOL STUFF AND EVERYTHING.
sooo not a self-insert OC